In fairness, I had caught some of the reviews before going into Clone Wars, and they hadn't been positive, but I really wanted to like the film because I find that oftentimes critics don't give this franchise a fair shake. It's an old target, and it's an easy target. After all, 30 years ago critics panned the first movie for its poorly acted characters and tired plot. I thought that being the Star Wars Geek that I am and being an animation afficianado that I could give Clone Wars a fair shake and not be quick to dismiss it. Just as some underestimated the power of the Force, I underestimated how far a series can fall.
At a glance, the plot centers on a scheme by Count Dooku and his seperatists to kidnap crime boss Jabba the Hutt's baby son (where's mom?) and to frame the Jedi council so as to gain access to Hutt controlled trade routes. Jabba sends out a plea for help to which the Jedi council dispatch Anakin Skywalker, now a general for the republic, and his new padawan learner Ahsoka Tano, to retrieve the Huttlet and return him to the slug hoping to win his favor and access to the afforementioned trade routes. Intergalactic babysitting...great. Along the way, lessons are learned and clones are burned, but it's clear from the beginning that the intended star of the film is Ahsoka. The pre-teen alien with a few good ideas but major 'tude panders to a much younger audience and works to annoy anyone over the age of 14.
Dialogue sounded like it was written by junior high students. The entire movie is a series of strung together one-liners and smarmy remarks that might have worked a half hour at a time (this is set to become a series on Cartoon Network fall of 2008) but not as a feature length film. Two points in particular raked on my patience. Every character inevitably would make up some ridiculous cutesy nickname for every other character. As a young Jedi Padawan, Ahsoka is supposed to show reverence and respect to her mentors, particularly her direct master Anakin. Somehow however, she gets away with calling him "Sky Guy" throughout the entire movie.
Then theres Ziro the Hutt, Jabba's english-speaking-night-club-owning-uncle. This hutt is some sort of half-conceived effeminate New Orleans-style jazz musician stereotype that is one cliche shy of becoming outright offensive. The character is utterly useless to story progression and appears to be a thinly veiled attempt to introduce an otherwise gay character to the Star Wars universe.
From a production stand-point, the animation is wooden and lifeless except for some minorly redeeming (though incredibly short) space battles. The character design has a unique and intersting style, but the acting quickly dumbs down any freshness. Perhaps most disappointing is that John Williams' timeless score is nowhere to be found. Instead we get a series of chopped up orchestrations that seems to jump from one genre to the next by a composer who is better known for CSI: Miami's music. This isn't to say that Kevin Kiner isn't an accomplished composer, but he certainly isn't the choice to replace Williams on a 30 year old franchise.
The film has endless flaws, and that's saying a lot coming from a fan like myself. You can't put characters into physical conflict when you ALREADY KNOW THEY SURVIVE, at least until the next movie. It's unfathomable to have a Star Wars film without a John Williams score. It's unconscionable to create not one, but THREE characters more annoying than Jar Jar Binks in a single flic (Ahsoka, 'Stinky' the Hutt and Ziro the Hutt). Star Wars: The Clone Wars is a major disappointment and just flat out boring. You'll excuse me while I go watch the original trilogy and the Tartakovsky toons to get this bad taste out of my mouth.
